Welcome to NovaWP

Hi, it's me

I found this template online and slapped it on my site

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I bought this because Duplaja knows I'm weak and told me it was available.

I literally don't need this domain why did I do this. I bought it for 2 years.

  • I am a silly goose.
  • Welcome to the "side project" pile.
  • Estimated time of completion: Never.

Really now, downloading this template and replacing the text is the most effort I'm ever going to put into this site.

Template link btw it's very pretty

Look at this

This section is for Services

But I'm not offering any right now. This section was just too pretty to get rid of.

Dribbble Logo?

Suppose if I had an external portfolio I could put it here, or maybe link to custom dribbble services? Is that a thing? Who knows. Not me.

Yeeeah paper

These icons are so cute, it makes me wish I were better at actual design but I think a real monkey could make a better icon set than I could.

Efficiency

I probably could have edited this template faster than I did. I am not efficient. That's ok, just fake it till you make it, or until you have enough code snippets to make it look like you are efficient.

Hello

I hail from Canada, which is actually a made up country, therefore I do not exist, and could not have bought this website. This is actually a dream.

Kinda important section hi

Theres more to this template but I'm already not funny and I'm running out of jokes. Just go check out the template link again. There was supposed to be a cool portfolio sorter thing below this but I removed it.

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F.A.Q

Frequently Asked Questions

(in an empty room)

Contact

Contact Me

Except please do not contact me I'm very shy. Here's a map of somewhere I've never been.